I went shopping for a new cell phone the other day and I did it alone (some people think I’m incapable of doing anything by myself here). So, I was looking for the Nokia N95 8GB cuz it has lots of really cool features. I found one and talked the sales people down from over 5500RMB to 3000RMB

yay for me. I forgot something my parents told me a long time ago… if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.
Today, I went out again to get a package my parents sent me and to get 2 photos printed (for my visa renewal) and Celina called me. I answered the phone and just had dead air. So, I hung up and she called back… the only way I could talk her was on speaker phone. So, encouraged by my recent success in bargaining, I thought I would go back and get the phone replaced. That was easy. One of the girls behind the counter spoke a little English, so I told her it was broken and she used it to try and call her own cell phone to confirm, then she went and grabbed me a different one. Now, this time, I did remember something I was told a long time ago… if something breaks, get it replaced. If the replacement breaks, get your money back… The second phone they brought out wouldn’t power on. They tried 3 different batteries, the phone just wouldn’t turn on. The girl started to go grab another and I just told her I want my money back. She started to argue with me, but I just stood there with a blank look on my face (she was trying to argue with me in Chinese) and said "Bu ming bai" (I don’t understand). Then her manager started to argue with me, again, blank look and "Bu ming bai." I was starting to draw a little attention, because I was standing in front of their stall for about 25 minutes at this point and people always look to see what the "laowai" (foreigner) is doing. And, though most of them probably couldn’t understand me, I’m sure they could understand the manager telling me whatever he was telling me. This is when the manager went away and came back and said a lot of words, the only part of which I understood was "liang chian" (two thousand). At this, I pulled the receipt out of my pocket and pointed at it and said "san chian" (three thousand). I had guessed right, he was trying to give me 2,000RMB back for the phone to get me to leave. He said "liang chian" again, and I just said "san chian." When I said this, I also sat down… kind of to emphasize that I wasn’t going anywhere without the 3,000RMB I paid for the phone. I don’t think I was being unreasonable, I only had the phone for 3 days. If something doesn’t last more than 3 days, then the offered replacement doesn’t make it out of the box, I don’t want it.
The manager said something to me really long, I didn’t understand any of it (at this point, I wasn’t even trying to anymore) and just said "san chian." He walked away again, came back with a lady who opened a safe and counted out 3,000RMB for me. I said "xie xie" (thank you) and went back to doing what I was doing before.
I think the only reason I got my money back, and Celina agrees, is that:
a) I am a foreigner and foreigners draw a lot of attention in this city.
b) I didn’t understand much that was said to me and I absolutely refused to leave without my money.
Let’s chalk this one up to dumb, blind luck and keep it at that.